Ring ! Ring!..Who is it?.......Oh shit !

Hello. This post will be all in english reason? Is inspired by true events and the person that inspires me to write it doesnt understand english. How is it possible right?



Well,  theme is ´Stalkers´ what a pain in the ass they are !
Theres a lot of ways of stalking, personally, by social networks by just looking at you and now by phone. Is that person that you used to like by his good looks but he starts letting you  down not knowing it, and I explain myself, : Tall, good looking , great body shape, terrible clothes,  weird personality and inmadure, is like 15 steps down  the scale so sadly it was instantly ´cross out´ , but  we became friends and me ignoring the fact that maybe his not  on the same page. The thing is that days after becoming friends the person starts the stalker attitude, calling every 2 or 3 hours per day! Like is mandatory to talk to a friend ´´not-best-friend´´ everyday it´s kinda harsh and uncomfortable especially if you have to see that person everyday in a classroom of course sitting next to you, I have become really good with the excuses  though after 6 or 7 missed calls the best excuses are:

1.  Person : hey, i called you last night ,but  the funny thing is that the person says ´I called you´´ it sound like ´i call you once and you didnt anwer the phone´ but this great human called 7 times!! Why dont say : ´Hey I called you desperately last night !! ´´ It drives me insanee!! There´s when the art begins .
Me:  Really ? Sorry I was sleeping..
next day...
Person: What happened to you last night? Were you sleeping early?
Me: No.. I was studying...
next day..
Person: Is your cellphone okay? I´d call you.. (and to stop looking like a mean ignoring bitch i answer before the question ends.)
Me: Oh Im sorry!! I saw you missed calls.. how many times you call dude!? like 2 or 3? ( even though i know it was more than 5)
Person: Yeah.. like 3 times....  N O T !  You call 7 times!!


Is depressing at first all it as great but now I dont even know, is driving me insane and I feel kinda´ bad saying all of this like ´´behind the person´s back´ But I know  this person will never read it.... *be careful rose, everything is known online*. Blah! Fuck it!.   Besides all this situation I still like having great conversations by phone with other friends of course : / But I´m currently afraid of my ringtone when I see the name on the screen is like.. ´here we go´ because sadly and obviously the conversations are a little boring.
  Sorry :)

Surprise I have 4 missed calls... I swear, guess from who!? Ah, I love true life stories





 

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